Filename: buttageddon.pdf
ISBN: 1517106672
Release Date: 2015-08-29
Number of pages: 140
Author: Dr Chuck Tingle
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Download and read online Buttageddon in PDF and EPUB What would you do if you could never pound another butt? How far would you go? For Pupper, an unassuming 9-to-5 office wizard from Billings, Montana, the answer is "as far as it takes." When Pupper and a handful of Unicorn Butt Cops leave town on an errand for Mayor Fancy, they encounter a demon unlike anything they have ever seen. The group returns home to find the populace of several major cities across the United States have been systematically kidnapped by devilmen, and they set out to find the one responsible, Ted Cobbler. Now our hero, his unicorn lover, and a bad boy dinosaur wizard find themselves on a trek across this apocalyptic America, complete with ravenous mutant asses and flying cocks with scalding hot loads. Brought to you by the master of sensuality, Chuck Tingle, this erotic novel of gay romance and hardcore ass pounding will leave you breathless and begging for more! Death and Taxes Magazine raves, "Once in a generation, a literary mind comes along who's able to express the zeitgeist of the current age with inimitable, earth-shattering clarity. The '20s had F Scott Fitzgerald, the '70s had Hunter S. Thompson, the '80s had Don Delillo, and now, like a beacon shining on the horizon, comes a talent of truly ass-stounding proportions. I am speaking, of course, of bestselling e-book author Dr. Chuck Tingle." Lit Reactor says, "Chuck blurs the line between erotica, post-modernism, and meta-fiction. He is D.H. Lawrence, Paul Auster, and Dennis Cooper, all rolled into one and wrapped in a gi. Don't believe me? Read on, and try to resist... the Tingle."

Butt Wars The Final Conflict

Filename: butt-wars-the-final-conflict.pdf
ISBN: 9781338163407
Release Date: 2016-11-29
Number of pages: 304
Author: Andy Griffiths
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Download and read online Butt Wars The Final Conflict in PDF and EPUB The stinky scoundrels from international bestsellers THE DAY MY BUTT WENT PSYCHO! and ZOMBIE BUTTS FROM URANUS! are back--and determined to wipe away the earth! Zack Freeman (and his butt) have twice saved the world from total reek-dom. But now the young butt-fighter faces his nastiest challenge yet: Hundreds of thousands of Great White Butts attacking the earth with giant brown blobs are about to cause Buttageddon. In order to stop them, Zack will have to hitch a ride in a time-traveling buttmobile, back to the reign of the prehistoric buttosaurs. Can Zack battle the Tyrannosore-arses, juggle a giant arseteroid, and put the butts-gone-bad back in their place? Or will the entire world be abutterated?

Butt Wars

Filename: butt-wars.pdf
ISBN: 0439747503
Release Date: 2005
Number of pages: 285
Author: Andy Griffiths
Publisher: Scholastic Paperbacks

Download and read online Butt Wars in PDF and EPUB When thousands of Great White Butts attack the Earth with giant brown blobs, Zack Freeman must hitch a ride in a time-traveling buttmobile to the age of the prehistoric buttosaurs to prevent the entire world from being abutterated. Original.

Space Raptor Butt Trilogy

Filename: space-raptor-butt-trilogy.pdf
ISBN: 1535205423
Release Date: 2016-07-11
Number of pages: 48
Author: Chuck Tingle

Download and read online Space Raptor Butt Trilogy in PDF and EPUB With his genre-defining work, Space Raptor Butt Invasion, Chuck Tingle proved that even gay dinosaur erotica could be nominated for a Hugo Award, the most prestigious honor in science fiction. Nobody could have expected what would happen when the story continued. Collected here is the entire trilogy of Chuck Tingle's history making Space Raptor Butt series.SPACE RAPTOR BUTT INVASIONSpace can be a lonely place, especially when you're stationed by yourself on the distant planet Zorbus. In fact, Lance isn't quite sure that can last the whole year before his shuttle pod arrives, but when a mysterious visitor appears at Lance's terraforming station, he quickly realizes that he might not be so alone after all. Soon enough, Lance becomes close with this mysterious new astronaut, a velociraptor. Together, they form an unlikely duo, which quickly begins to cross the boundaries of friendship into something much, much more sensual. It's not gay if it's a man and a dinosaur, is it? SPACE RAPTOR BUTT REDEMPTIONAfter a year stationed on planet Zorbus, astronaut Lance Tanner and his raptor lover Orion return home to find that they are not greeted as heroes, but as villains. Unbeknownst to Lance, his space travels have been funded by the villainous Scoundrels Inc, a corporation that has deep ties to the illegal trade of unicorn tears and a destructive mining project at the core of the earth. Now Lance is on trial for a number of false charges; from having connections to the wicked Scoundrels, to being too strange for space. The opposing lawyer argues that space is only for serious astronauts, and that love between a raptor and a man is giving space travel a bad name. Lance is arguing that there's room to be weird in space. More importantly, Lance is arguing for the idea of love itself; that just because something comes out of darkness doesn't mean it can't become a beacon of light. Of course, this all culminates in a hardcore dinosaur on astronaut pounding that will have your jaw on the courtroom floor! SPACE RAPTOR BUTT ASCENSIONSoon after blasting off on their mission to find refuge for the people of Earth 1 on the dinosaur inhabited Earth 2, Orion and his space raptor lover Lance find a spaceship stow away, the notorious CEO of Scounrels Inc, Vam Dox. Vam claims that his intentions are pure, but it's hard to trust such a sad, strange man. After landing in Hugona, the planet capital of Earth 2, our heroes restrain Vam Dox and head off to secure an important diplomatic relationship with the pterodactyl president, but that's when all hell breaks loose. Soon, Vam Dox is storming the capital with a band of rabid dogs, and Lance and Orion are wrongly taking the blame! Fortunately, Lance and Orion know that the only cure for evil this strong is to prove their love in a hardcore gay encounter at the steps of the capital building. When the smoke clears, will Vam Dox be revealed as the super villain that he claims to be, or a meek, lonesome manbaby who is starved for attention?


Filename: bumageddon.pdf
ISBN: 1742622151
Release Date: 2007-11-10
Number of pages: 241
Author: Andy Griffiths
Publisher: Pan Australia

Download and read online Bumageddon in PDF and EPUB THE BLOCKBUSTING CONCLUSION TO THE UNIVARSELY BESTSELLING BUM TRILOGY! Read the delightfully silly series that inspired the television animation. Zack Freeman and his bum thought their world-saving days were over - that is, until they are attacked by an army of Great White Bumosaurs from 65 million years ago! Along with some old friends, they must travel back in time to save the world - again - from the pongflict to end all pongflicts: Bumageddon! "Andy Griffiths is King of the Kids" - The Weekly Review

Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass

Filename: helicopter-man-pounds-dinosaur-billionaire-ass.pdf
ISBN: 1517103150
Release Date: 2015-08-29
Number of pages: 114
Author: Dr Chuck Tingle
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Download and read online Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass in PDF and EPUB "My name is John Hams and I'm a sex addict." And so begins Dr. Chuck Tingle's first full length novel, Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass, a thrilling superhero origin story that will take you to the edge of gay erotic romance and stare bravely into the abyss. It is a story so powerful, so sensual, that it could change the very face of erotic literature forever. John Hams is a man who has lost it all, a nine-to-five nobody with an addiction to billionaire dinosaur bad boys. That is, until a freak accident at work imbues John with the ability to transform into an achingly handsome helicopter at will. Suddenly, things are looking up, as John uses his ability to woo the dashing stegosaurus from his addicts group who just happens to have a thing for rugged aircrafts. But it's not long before John's new helicopter identity starts to spin out of control, taking on a personality of its own as the wild and horny Chibs Pratt, chopper with abs. Can John Hams become the hardcore gay hero that he is destined to be, or is this shifter bound to be nothing more than his own worst enemy? The room itself is massive, as well, with another set of windows that fill the far wall from floor to ceiling and look out towards the distant Hollywood Hills. It's a corner unit, providing two completely unique, but equally breathtaking, views. I slowly strut across the hardwood floors on my landing skids towards Yorb, enjoying the way that his yellow dinosaur eyes flicker and dance across my metallic body. At this point, he can't help but stare. Seductively, I give my blades a quick flash of speed and hover up onto the bed, then crawl towards him, eventually positioning myself directly over his body. I take Yorb's hands carefully with two blades and pull them above his head, controlling him completely as I make my way down his ripped chest and scaly abs with a series of sensual helicopter kisses.

The Publishers Weekly

Filename: the-publishers-weekly.pdf
ISBN: UCSD:31822030169320
Release Date: 2005
Number of pages:

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Knock Knock How to Traumatize Your Children

Filename: knock-knock-how-to-traumatize-your-children.pdf
ISBN: 1601063091
Release Date: 2011-05-01
Number of pages: 144
Author: Knock Knock (Firm)
Publisher: Knock Knock

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Lucifer s Son

Filename: lucifer-s-son.pdf
ISBN: 1942981325
Release Date: 2015-10-09
Number of pages: 500
Author: Sergey Mavrodi

Download and read online Lucifer s Son in PDF and EPUB Good vs Evil. The angels of dark faces the angels of light. Mankind faces Lucifer and his temptations. Who will survive?

Crash Override

Filename: crash-override.pdf
ISBN: 9781610398091
Release Date: 2017-09-05
Number of pages: 256
Author: Zoe Quinn
Publisher: PublicAffairs

Download and read online Crash Override in PDF and EPUB You've heard the stories about the dark side of the internet--hackers, #gamergate, anonymous mobs attacking an unlucky victim, and revenge porn--but they remain just that: stories. Surely these things would never happen to you. Zoe Quinn used to feel the same way. She is a video game developer whose ex-boyfriend published a crazed blog post cobbled together from private information, half-truths, and outright fictions, along with a rallying cry to the online hordes to go after her. They answered in the form of a so-called movement known as #gamergate--they hacked her accounts; stole nude photos of her; harassed her family, friends, and colleagues; and threatened to rape and murder her. But instead of shrinking into silence as the online mobs wanted her to, she raised her voice and spoke out against this vicious online culture and for making the internet a safer place for everyone. In the years since #gamergate, Quinn has helped thousands of people with her advocacy and online-abuse crisis resource Crash Override Network. From locking down victims' personal accounts to working with tech companies and lawmakers to inform policy, she has firsthand knowledge about every angle of online abuse, what powerful institutions are (and aren't) doing about it, and how we can protect our digital spaces and selves. Crash Override offers an up-close look inside the controversy, threats, and social and cultural battles that started in the far corners of the internet and have since permeated our online lives. Through her story--as target and as activist--Quinn provides a human look at the ways the internet impacts our lives and culture, along with practical advice for keeping yourself and others safe online.

Pencil of Doom

Filename: pencil-of-doom.pdf
ISBN: 1742613551
Release Date: 2013
Number of pages: 173
Author: Andy Griffiths
Publisher: Pan

Download and read online Pencil of Doom in PDF and EPUB 'That pencil is dangerous,' I said. 'Even when you draw something nice, something bad happens.' When Henry McThrottle tells his fellow students at Northwest Southeast Central School that his pencil is trying to kill him they accuse him of having an overactive imagination. But if that's the case, then why is his pencil still trying to kill him?

Zombie Butts From Uranus

Filename: zombie-butts-from-uranus.pdf
ISBN: 9781338163384
Release Date: 2016-11-29
Number of pages: 288
Author: Andy Griffiths
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Download and read online Zombie Butts From Uranus in PDF and EPUB A heart-stopping, nostril-burning sequel to the international bestseller The Day My Butt Went Psycho! Find out what happens when butts attack . . . from outer space! The butts strike back! This thrilling sequel to the bestselling The Day My Butt Went Psycho boldly goes where no butt has gone before. It's a heart-stopping, nostril-burning intergalactic adventure, and the fate of the earth itself lies in the balance. Can young Zack stop an invasion of Zombie Butts from taking over the planet? Or is Earth doomed to suffer the tyranny of the stinkiest space invaders this side of Uranus?

Still Hungry After All These Years

Filename: still-hungry-after-all-these-years.pdf
ISBN: 1577193563
Release Date: 1999
Number of pages: 303
Author: Richard Simmons
Publisher: inchworm Press

Download and read online Still Hungry After All These Years in PDF and EPUB For the first time, popular weight-loss guru Richard Simmons reveals his lifelong love affair with food in a humorous, moving, and candid autobiography.


Filename: sacculina.pdf
ISBN: 1945373687
Release Date: 2017-05-12
Number of pages:
Author: Philip Fracassi

Download and read online Sacculina in PDF and EPUB When Jim's big brother Jack is released from prison, the brothers - along with their broken father and Jack's menacing best friend - decide to charter an ocean fishing boat to celebrate Jack's new freedom. Once the small crew is far out to sea, however, a mutant species rises from the deep abyssal darkness to terrorize the vessel and its occupants. As the horror of their situation becomes clear, the small group must find a way to fend off the attack and somehow, someway, return to safety; but as the strange parasitic creatures overrun them, they must use more extreme - and deadly - measures to survive.

Santa Claus Conquers the Homophobes

Filename: santa-claus-conquers-the-homophobes.pdf
ISBN: 1621050149
Release Date: 2011-11
Number of pages: 316
Author: Robert Devereaux
Publisher: Eraserhead Press

Download and read online Santa Claus Conquers the Homophobes in PDF and EPUB "I wish I could hope to ever attain one-thousandth the perversity ofRobert Devereaux's toenail clippings."-Poppy Z. Brite Santa Claus is back. And flying beside him is Wendy, his freshly minted stepdaughter, whocan peer into the future of selected children and offer them glimpsesof the wonders ahead. But with that power come horrific visions of the turmoil and troublethe less fortunate among them are fated to suffer. Can Wendy and her stepfather prevent the suicide of Jamie Stratton inhis teen years, as he grows up gay in a homophobic household andcommunity? God the Father grants them three Thanksgiving visits toJamie's tormentors, in hopes of bringing about a change of heart inthem and eliminating their ingrained prejudices. Beyond the challenge of rescuing one precious child lies the far moredaunting task of expunging entirely this brand of bigotry from thehuman race, as Santa and Wendy strive to remake the world incompassion and generosity. Along the way, they enlist the aid of the Easter Bunny, a highlypersuasive fellow indeed. But the Tooth Fairy and her loathsome imps are hell-bent on doing allthey can to stop Santa and Wendy-nay, to heighten mortal fear andhatred of anyone whose orientation strays even the slightest from thenorm.