Download and read online Calm the F ck Down in PDF and EPUB This best selling adult coloring book is the perfect way to unwind and relax for those with a subversive and irreverent sense of humor. Color the things you can't say. 21 single sided adult coloring pages and 2 color test pages. Moderate to complex in detail. Images include: Beautiful abstract doodles, animals, people and fairies. Each has its own sassy quip like "Home is where the vodka is," "Suck it up buttercup" and "Dance like no one attractive is watching," and other humorous and subversive sayings. CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN. Be sure to check out Sasha's new release Chill the F*ck Out too! http: //amzn.com/1530103940
Download and read online Calm the F Ck Down in PDF and EPUB Sometimes, after a long hard day, you just need to f*cking relax. To sit back and colour the things you can't say. Calm the F*ck Down is the perfect way to unwind and release your own beautiful smartass. Enjoy these irreverent yet beautiful adult colouring pages. Then sit back and sigh 'hell yeah' for a job well done. These single-sided colouring pages range from moderate to highly detailed in complexity. Images include abstract designs, animals and people, each with its own sassy quip like 'Home is Where the Vodka Is', 'Suck it Up, Buttercup', 'Carpe F*cking Diem', and other humorous, subversive sayings. CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.
Download and read online Calm the F ck Down in PDF and EPUB
Download and read online Cheer the F ck Up in PDF and EPUB From the creator of the Bestseller Calm the F*ck Down Did anyone ever tell you it's not good to brag? Well f*ck that! Give yourself a pat on the back. Own your own badass-ness. Tell the one you love how much you f*cking love them, with a little sugar and snark. This irreverently positive coloring book will not only help you relax and unwind, it will leave you with a sense of 'Hell Yeah!' after the world has tried to have its way with you. Cheer the F*ck Up is perfect for you if you like your self-help with a bit of sass, and your affirmations with a little piss and vinegar. It's an inappropriately awesome way to color and express the things you can't say. Enjoy 37 beautiful and fun to color illustrations, ranging from simple to detailed in complexity. Images include mermaids, fairies, animals and abstract designs. Sayings include "Do No Harm. Take No Shit," "Bite the Ass of Life," "Let's Get Weird," "Peace and Quiet. I like that shit.," "Don't Damage My Calm," and many more. For updates and free coloring page downloads visit www.Sashaohara.com
Download and read online Chill the F ck Out in PDF and EPUB Coloring is the perfect way to relax and unwind. Add a bit of subversive and irreverent humor and you have Chill the F*ck Out! Beautiful scenes and abstract doodles are combined with irreverent quips like "Shit just got real" that will keep you laughing. Features: -32 original pieces of artwork to color and enjoy -Perforated pages for easy framing -One-side printing so colors don't bleed through
Download and read online F ck Trump in PDF and EPUB Get your copy of the official coloring book of the resistance! Have the headlines since the election made you want to bury your head in the sand? Now you can relieve your stress and nurture your spirit with this beautiful and irreverent adult coloring book! It includes 25 single-sided adult coloring pages ranging from moderate to complex in detail. Images include birds, bees, flowers, animals, and more. Each page has #Resistance-bolstering text, such as "Her Choice," "Nasty Woman," "Impeach," and other humorous and subversive sayings. A portion of all proceeds is donated to an organization distinct from, but not entirely unlike, the USA Polite Freedom Society.
Download and read online Sit the F ck Down and Color in PDF and EPUB This best selling adult coloring book will have you smiling in no time. Our swear word coloring book for adults contains some of Outrageous Katie's best graphic illustrations and swear words you wouldn't dare say in front of mom! Our book contains curse words that will make you laugh, giggle, and gasp. You never knew ugly words could be so pretty! You'll be telling everyone you know about this top seller in adult coloring books. Some of the words you'll be giggling over are: C*ckknocker Bullsh*t Jackas* D*ckcheese Limpd*ck And so many more! 100% orignal and hand drawn illustrations. 8.5"x11.0" book with images that fill the entire page. Fantastic gift for anyone with a sense of humor If you're looking for the best in adult swear word coloring books look no further. Please order your's today! ***Please know that our book contains curse words and is not intended for children.*** Tags: adult coloring books, swear word coloring books, swear word coloring book, sweary coloring book, sweary, adult coloring books swear words, colroing books for adults, swear, cuss word coloring book, best sellers, mindfulness, meditation, relaxing, relax, stress relief, adult coloring book stress relief
Download and read online Another F cking Coloring Book in PDF and EPUB Rude, funny, and f*cking awesome! Another F*ing Coloring Book is perfect for anyone who knows that neither sunshine and kittens nor gardens and mandalas can fix everything. The funny, relatable swears and phrases that accompany the paisley patterns, meditative mandalas, and all that other shit will help you express your frustration with--or add your own dark shade of humor to--any situation. Whether you need to unwind after a hellish day or simply want to let the world know you've got better things to do with your time, you'll find a cheerfully profane and delightfully inappropriate image perfectly designed to calm you the f*ck down.
Download and read online Color Super Cute Animals in PDF and EPUB Jump into a world filled with super cute animals! There's more than one way to color a chameleon, along with dozens of other super cute critters in this adorable celebration of animals and the natural world. Leave your worries behind as you swim with exotic fish, soar with wild birds, cuddle puppies and float with butterflies in this relaxing color adventure that's sure to spark your creativity and entertain for hours. This coloring book is perfect for beginners and experts of all ages, with helpful instruction that shows basic techniques and terms for seasoned colorists or beginners. Cavort with koalas or just stare at a bear, there's no end to the surprise and delight you'll find inside... Over 50 coloring pages of super cute animals of every kind Perforated pages make coloring easier and let you frame your colored masterpiece, give it as a gift or use it for another art project!
Download and read online Fuck Off I m Coloring in PDF and EPUB Color the shit out of this new stress-relieving swear word adult coloring book! With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to tell everyone to “fuck off.” Now you can say it in color! Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the “zen” wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please. Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind. Do whatever the fuck you want.
Download and read online Grimm Fairy Tales Adult Coloring Book Different Seasons in PDF and EPUB Following up the hugely popular, and best-selling, GRIMM FAIRY TALES and ALICE IN WONDERLAND coloring books from Zenescope Entertainment, comes this terrifyingly awesome Grimm Fairy Tales coloring book DIFFERNET SEASONS! Continue to discover your creative side with this gorgeous collection of art that includes 45 pages of truly spooky illustrations. Bringing you hours of fun, relaxation, and creativity. Put your skills to the test as you bring these pages to life from playful costumed, fairy tales characters to frighteningly chilling monsters! This book will suit all of your coloring needs. "Price Includes VAT"
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