Download and read online Calm the F ck Down in PDF and EPUB This best selling adult coloring book is the perfect way to unwind and relax for those with a subversive and irreverent sense of humor. Color the things you can't say. 21 single sided adult coloring pages and 2 color test pages. Moderate to complex in detail. Images include: Beautiful abstract doodles, animals, people and fairies. Each has its own sassy quip like "Home is where the vodka is," "Suck it up buttercup" and "Dance like no one attractive is watching," and other humorous and subversive sayings. CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN. Be sure to check out Sasha's new release Chill the F*ck Out too! http: //amzn.com/1530103940
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Download and read online Cheer the F ck Up in PDF and EPUB From the creator of the Bestseller Calm the F*ck Down Did anyone ever tell you it's not good to brag? Well f*ck that! Give yourself a pat on the back. Own your own badass-ness. Tell the one you love how much you f*cking love them, with a little sugar and snark. This irreverently positive coloring book will not only help you relax and unwind, it will leave you with a sense of 'Hell Yeah!' after the world has tried to have its way with you. Cheer the F*ck Up is perfect for you if you like your self-help with a bit of sass, and your affirmations with a little piss and vinegar. It's an inappropriately awesome way to color and express the things you can't say. Enjoy 37 beautiful and fun to color illustrations, ranging from simple to detailed in complexity. Images include mermaids, fairies, animals and abstract designs. Sayings include "Do No Harm. Take No Shit," "Bite the Ass of Life," "Let's Get Weird," "Peace and Quiet. I like that shit.," "Don't Damage My Calm," and many more. For updates and free coloring page downloads visit www.Sashaohara.com
Download and read online Chill the F ck Out in PDF and EPUB Coloring is the perfect way to relax and unwind. Add a bit of subversive and irreverent humor and you have Chill the F*ck Out! Beautiful scenes and abstract doodles are combined with irreverent quips like "Shit just got real" that will keep you laughing. Features: -32 original pieces of artwork to color and enjoy -Perforated pages for easy framing -One-side printing so colors don't bleed through
Download and read online F ck Trump in PDF and EPUB Get your copy of the official coloring book of the resistance! Have the headlines since the election made you want to bury your head in the sand? Now you can relieve your stress and nurture your spirit with this beautiful and irreverent adult coloring book! It includes 25 single-sided adult coloring pages ranging from moderate to complex in detail. Images include birds, bees, flowers, animals, and more. Each page has #Resistance-bolstering text, such as "Her Choice," "Nasty Woman," "Impeach," and other humorous and subversive sayings. A portion of all proceeds is donated to an organization distinct from, but not entirely unlike, the USA Polite Freedom Society.
Download and read online Another F cking Coloring Book in PDF and EPUB Rude, funny, and f*cking awesome! Another F*ing Coloring Book is perfect for anyone who knows that neither sunshine and kittens nor gardens and mandalas can fix everything. The funny, relatable swears and phrases that accompany the paisley patterns, meditative mandalas, and all that other shit will help you express your frustration with--or add your own dark shade of humor to--any situation. Whether you need to unwind after a hellish day or simply want to let the world know you've got better things to do with your time, you'll find a cheerfully profane and delightfully inappropriate image perfectly designed to calm you the f*ck down.
Download and read online Fuck Off I m Coloring in PDF and EPUB Color the shit out of this new stress-relieving swear word adult coloring book! With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to tell everyone to “fuck off.” Now you can say it in color! Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the “zen” wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please. Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind. Do whatever the fuck you want.
Download and read online Sweary Coloring Book in PDF and EPUB 25 Unique Hand curated Designs To Color Dozens of inappropriate swear words imaginable Coloring Pages designed for Adults Each Swear word is Designed with cats, dogs, butterflies patterns Each Coloring Page is designed for fun and Relaxations The Variety of Pages Ensure there is something for every skill level Your Choice of coloring tool can be used (Pens, Pencils, Markers, Crayons etc) Each Coloring Page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through Scroll Up Now and Order Your Copy to Get started Immediately
Download and read online The Cunning Linguist in PDF and EPUB Have some fun with your native tongue! In The Cunning Linguist, renowned language expert Richard Lederer shows us the naughtier side of wordplay, revealing hundreds of hilarious, ingenious, unabashed, and adults-only puns, jokes, limericks, one-liners, and other adventures in sexual humor. This book of "good, clean dirty fun" will delight word hounds, punsters, bachelor-party goers, and anyone who likes a clever grown-up joke. Here's a taste of The Cunning Linguist: Q: What does a man have in his pants that you can also find on a pool table? A: Pockets. Have you heard about the incompatible couple? He had no income, and she wasn't pattable. The four stages of a couple's sex life: Under 35: Tri-weekly 35-45: Try weekly 45-55: Try weakly 55 and over: Try, try, try. For much more, sneak between the covers of this unique and laugh-out-loud book.
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