Jane and the Giant Poop

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ISBN: 0990877426
Release Date: 2017-04-01
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Author: Suzanne Schlosberg

Download and read online Jane and the Giant Poop in PDF and EPUB A humorous children's book about constipation.

Jane and the Giant Poop First Ed

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ISBN: 0990877442
Release Date: 2017-04-01
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Author: Suzanne Schlosberg

Download and read online Jane and the Giant Poop First Ed in PDF and EPUB Jane hasn't been her sunny self lately.After her giant poop clogs the toilet andshe visits Dr. Pooper, her belly stopsaching and her poop turns to mush.Now, the toilet will flush!

The Unmentionables

Filename: the-unmentionables.pdf
ISBN: 9780810125841
Release Date: 2009-04-27
Number of pages: 131
Author: Bruce Norris
Publisher: Northwestern University Press

Download and read online The Unmentionables in PDF and EPUB Set in western equatorial Africa, The Unmentionables opens with a pugnacious monologue warning the audience to get out while they still have a chance to do something really fun - like watch cable television. Those who resist this directive are treated to a biting satire featuring four Americans hoping to "do good in the world": a young Christian missionary and his ex-fiancee, a disenchanted Hollywood actress, and an aging, wealthy businessman and his desperately lonely wife. A fire set at the missionary's home ignites a night of painful disillusionment, as their notions of how to help the locals are exploded by the realities of money, power, and politics. The stakes rise steadily until they are forced to confront the question of the value of a single life.

Mookie s World

Filename: mookie-s-world.pdf
ISBN: 9781458213525
Release Date: 2014-02-10
Number of pages: 32
Author: Jane McMurtry, EdD
Publisher: AbbottPress

Download and read online Mookie s World in PDF and EPUB Ever wonder what it would be like to be a dog? Well, meet Mookie, the newest canine arrival to the literary scene. She’s cute, smart, and sassy. Learning to adapt to the world in her first year of life, she takes us on a comedic journey through house-breaking, holidays, grooming, living with a little sister she really didn’t want – and so much more. Curious and energetic, she has a penchant for getting into trouble and then using her cuteness to wiggle her way out. Mookie’s stories will make you smile and sometimes even laugh out loud. For anyone who has ever owned a dog or for anyone who enjoys a good chuckle, this book is for you.

Through The Eyes Of Ghosts Redux

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ISBN: 9781326430955
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Author: Anthony Gallacher
Publisher: Lulu.com

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The Worst Date Ever

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ISBN: 9780230741959
Release Date: 2009-07-03
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Author: Jane Bussmann
Publisher: Pan Macmillan

Download and read online The Worst Date Ever in PDF and EPUB When scriptwriter Jane Bussmann (South Park, The Fast Show, Brass Eye and Smack the Pony) moved to Hollywood, it was supposed to be the start of something better. But a day job interviewing Paris, Britney and Co. left her trapped in the Golden Age of Stupid. Then she saw a photograph of John Prendergast in Vanity Fair. His day job was ending war. He was also extremely attractive. Jane 'may have inferred she was a Foreign Correspondent', because suddenly she found herself on route to Africa on the trail of this modern-day Indiana Jones. There was one problem: when she got to Uganda John had left. Alone in a war-torn country, appalled by 25,000 child abductions, Jane must investigate the war crime of the century – to make John fancy her. Combining a maverick heroine, an idealist hero, comic disasters and moving tragedy, this is brilliant storytelling by a hugely talented writer. ‘Jane Bussmann’s romantic odyssey from Hollywood to Uganda is the funniest thing we’ve ever read.’ Instyle Hot List ‘a marvellously maverick approach to the investigation of war crimes.’ Marie Claire Five Stars ‘Imagine The Last King of Scotland written by Shazzer from Bridget Jones’s Diary, and you’d still only get halfway to appreciating Jane Bussmann’s funny, incongruous and artlessly perceptive account... this is one of the funniest books I've read for a long while' The Sunday Times 'hilarious and heart-wrenching' The Spectator

Black Lung

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Release Date: 2014-11-07
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Author: Joshua Dobson
Publisher: Comet Press

Download and read online Black Lung in PDF and EPUB (WARNING: Contains Explicit Sexual Content) Length: Novelette After nubile young Gretchen is picked up at the bus station by an attractive older woman, she soon finds herself esconced in a palatial mansion with a seemingly unlimited supply of fine sinsemilla and all the weird rich people food she can eat. Gretchen knows her rent and board will be taken out of her supple young body, but little does she suspect how much of it her gorgeous patron will seek to claim. ----------- SeX Files, a Comet Press imprint, is an independent publisher of high heat erotica Visit SeX Files on the web at sexfiles.cometpress.us Follow SeX Files on Twitter and Facebook twitter.com/sexxxfiles facebook.com/sexfileserotica Visit Comet Press on the web at: www.cometpress.us Follow Comet Press on twitter and facebook: twitter.com/cometpress facebook.com/cometpress

Black Wine

Filename: black-wine.pdf
ISBN: 9781927400357
Release Date: 2013-10-01
Number of pages: 306
Author: Candas Jane Dorsey
Publisher: Five Rivers Chapmanry

Download and read online Black Wine in PDF and EPUB Winner of the James Tiptree, Jr. Award, Crawford Award, and Prix Aurora Award. An old woman hangs in a cage; a young woman slaves on a rich lord's estate. How does a woman discover and assert her identity in a primeval, barbaric world? From slave dens to merchant cities to isolated mountains, Candas Jane Dorsey's novel is a powerful exploration of gender, identity, and freedom.

Dino Poop

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ISBN: 0439852781
Release Date: 2006
Number of pages: 96
Author: Jane Hammerslough
Publisher: Tangerine Press

Download and read online Dino Poop in PDF and EPUB Explains ways in which scientists discover information about prehistoric animals, such as through coprolites, amber, frozen remains, and remains found in bogs, and includes related activities.

Darm mit Charme

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ISBN: 9783843707114
Release Date: 2014-02-28
Number of pages: 288
Author: Giulia Enders
Publisher: Ullstein eBooks

Download and read online Darm mit Charme in PDF and EPUB Der Millionen-Bestseller jetzt aktualisiert — mit einem Zusatzkapitel über neue wissenschaftliche Erkenntnisse Unser Darm ist ein fabelhaftes Wesen voller Sensibilität, Verantwortung und Leistungsbereitschaft. Wenn man ihn gut behandelt, bedankt er sich dafür. Das tut jedem gut: Der Darm trainiert zwei Drittel unseres Immunsystems. Aus Brötchen oder Tofu-Wurst beschafft er unserem Körper die Energie zum Leben. Und er hat das größte Nervensystem nach dem Gehirn. Allergien, unser Gewicht und eben auch unsere Gefühlswelt sind eng mit unserm Bauch verknüpft. In diesem Buch erklärt die junge Wissenschaftlerin Giulia Enders, was die medizinische Forschung Neues bietet und wie wir mit diesem Wissen unseren Alltag besser machen können. Die dazu gehörigen Illustrationen stammen aus der Feder ihrer Schwester Jill. Die aktualisierte Neuauflage wird um ein Kapitel ergänzt: Die Schwestern Enders geben hier ein Update zu neuen Forschungsergebnissen und der Welt der Mikroben.

Doktor Proktors Pupspulver

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ISBN: 9783401800813
Release Date: 2012-07-01
Number of pages: 230
Author: Jo Nesbø
Publisher: Arena Verlag GmbH

Download and read online Doktor Proktors Pupspulver in PDF and EPUB Doktor Proktor ist ein verrückter Professor. Na ja, beinahe vielleicht - eigentlich ist er ein genialer Erfinder! Es wird schließlich nicht alle Tage ein Pupspulver erfunden, das man sogar als Raketenstarthilfe an die NASA verkaufen könnte. Davon sind zumindest Bulle und Lise fest überzeugt! Wären da bloß nicht die fiesen Zwillinge Truls und Trym, die sich das Pupspulver unter den Nagel reißen wollen.

Kubrick s Total Cinema

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ISBN: 9781441149565
Release Date: 2012-08-09
Number of pages: 208
Author: Philip Kuberski
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA

Download and read online Kubrick s Total Cinema in PDF and EPUB Whatever people think about Kubrick's work, most would agree that there is something distinctive, even unique, about the films he made: a coolness, an intellectual clarity, a critical edginess, and finally an intractable ambiguity. In an attempt to isolate the Kubrick difference, this book treats Kubrick's films to a conceptual and formal analysis rather than a biographical and chronological survey. As Kubrick's cinema moves between the possibilities of human transcendence dramatized in 2001: A Space Odyssey and the dismal limitations of human nature exhibited in A Clockwork Orange, the filmmaker's style "de-realizes" cinematic realism while, paradoxically, achieving an unprecedented frankness of vision and documentary and technical richness. The result is a kind of vertigo: the audience is made aware of both the de-realized and the realized nature of cinema. As opposed to the usual studies providing a summary and commentary of individual films, this will be the first to provide an analysis of the "elements" of Kubrick's total cinema.


Filename: unterwelt.pdf
ISBN: 9783462306026
Release Date: 2012-05-14
Number of pages: 976
Author: Don DeLillo
Publisher: Kiepenheuer & Witsch

Download and read online Unterwelt in PDF and EPUB Die Handlung des Romans schwingt in großen Bögen von den 50er Jahren in die heutige Zeit und zurück, fahrt von New York durch die Weiten Amerikas bis in die Wüste Arizonas. Nick Shay, der eine Schuld aus seiner Jugend in sich trägt, arbeitet und lebt mit seiner Familie in Arizona. In der Wüste von Arizona bemalt Klara Sax, die leidenschaftlich für ihre Unabhängigkeit von Familie und Konventionen gekämpft hat, den Abfall der Geschichte, ausrangierte B-52 Bomber, und schafft ein gigantisches Kunstobjekt. In New York, in der Bronx, hatten Nick und Klara einst eine kurze, leidenschaftliche Affäre. Ihre Lebensläufe, ihre Erinnerungen verbinden sich mit einer Vielzahl von unvergeßlichen Figuren, fiktiven und historischen, mit politischen, sportlichen und künstlerischen Ereignissen und mit einem Baseball, der 1951 bei einem berühmten Spiel geschlagen wurde, als zum gleichen Zeitpunkt die Sowjetunion ihre erste Atombombe zündete. Kunstvoll komponiert, in einer lebendigen, originellen und facettenreichen Sprache geschrieben, ist Unterwelt ein unvergleichlicher Roman, ein Bild Amerikas, ein Bild unserer Zeit und unserer Welt. In seinem großen Roman Unterwelt beschwört Don DeLillo ein faszinierendes Panorama der letzten Hälfte dieses Jahrhunderts. Unsere Alltagswelt, Kunst, Sport und Politik, die alles bestimmende Bilderflut von der Werbung bis zum Internet spiegeln sich im Leben der Figuren, in deren Mittelpunkt Nick Shay, Manager in einer Müllentsorgungsfirma, und Klara Sax, eine Konzeptkünstlerin, stehen.

Saint Norman

Filename: saint-norman.pdf
ISBN: 9780595258529
Release Date: 2002
Number of pages: 260
Author: Thomas Aiello
Publisher: iUniverse

Download and read online Saint Norman in PDF and EPUB Ruth Messier had been sitting in a special care hospital strapped to a chair for twenty-five years. She couldn't see or hear. She couldn't smell or taste or feel. She had no arms and no legs. Ruth Messier was a bowling ball. Unbeknownst to the torso, a gun-toting teenager killed fourteen patrons of the Thrifty Mart, a gas station just across the street from Ruth's special care hospital. At the same time, a woman ran out on her alcoholic boyfriend and their two cats. Enter Saint Norman, the patron saint of bowling balls. Saint Norman, looking down on the Lanes of Life from his snack bar in the sky. From the author of Womb of Monsters comes a hilarious satirical novel where saints play poker, trees are used to communicate with the dead, and nurses have ninja ability. In this new work, Thomas Aiello takes on religious dogma, the judicial system, and the media as events quickly spiral to a dramatic conclusion. Saint Norman is tragicomedy at its finest.

See You in September

Filename: see-you-in-september.pdf
ISBN: 0380780887
Release Date: 1995-09-01
Number of pages: 161
Author: Katherine Applegate
Publisher: Flare

Download and read online See You in September in PDF and EPUB Four teen summer romances follow themes of first kisses, sunsets at the beach, love at first sight, and more, and include the writings of Katherine Applegate, Ellen Conford, Alane Ferguson, and Lee Wardlaw. Original.