Confessions of a Teenage Jesus Jerk

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ISBN: 9781593763800
Release Date: 2010-01-10
Number of pages: 224
Author: Tony DuShane
Publisher: Soft Skull Press

Download and read online Confessions of a Teenage Jesus Jerk in PDF and EPUB Gabe is a teenage Jehovah’s Witness convinced God will kill him at Armageddon for masturbating. But Gabe’s not alone: there’s Peter, who writes swear words in the margins of his papers; Jihyun, the Korean kid who subsists on Ho Hos and Doritos; and Camille, who follows Gabe around, trying to be his girlfriend. There’s also Gabe’s mom, who sleeps sixteen hours a day, and his dad, an elder who decides the fate of sinners (like the married couple who confesses to accidentally having anal sex). There’s Brother Miller, an elder with a Napoleon complex, who accompanies Gabe from door to door, encouraging him to knock with confidence, and Sister Feeney, who looks forward to the day she can move into a Spanish-style house after its owner dies at the end of the world. Luckily for Gabe, there is Uncle Jeff, who used to tour with Santana and now gives Gabe the only valuable girl advice he ever receives. It's hard when school days are spent dodging questions about your weird religion and weekends mean preaching house to house. Life looks dreary until Gabe falls for Camille’s beautiful older sister and begins to see her as the answer to his frustrations.


Confessions of a Teenage Jesus Jerk

Filename: confessions-of-a-teenage-jesus-jerk.pdf
ISBN: 9781593762636
Release Date: 2010-01-19
Number of pages: 224
Author: Tony DuShane
Publisher: Soft Skull Press

Download and read online Confessions of a Teenage Jesus Jerk in PDF and EPUB Follows the adventures of a young Jehovah's Witnesses who fears eternal damnation and falls for a close friend's older sister.


What Jesus Did

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ISBN: 9780788023101
Release Date: 2004
Number of pages: 250
Author: Robert D. Prescott-Ezickson
Publisher: CSS Publishing

Download and read online What Jesus Did in PDF and EPUB The acronym WWJD (What would Jesus do?) has become a popular device for making ethical and moral decisions, and evaluating how we should act in a wide range of situations. But this seemingly ubiquitous slogan has also been used to trivialize Jesus and use his name to endorse some activity or product. Now we also hear questions like: What would Jesus eat? What would Jesus wear? What would Jesus drive? Enough already! If you want to consider this question seriously, then the best way to find the answer to WWJD is to investigate what Jesus actually did while he was here on earth. Jesus Christ was a real man who lived in a real time and a real place--and his words and deeds are recorded in the four Gospels. Once we carefully study the Gospels and become familiar with what Jesus did, then we will be in a better position to discern what Jesus would do now. What Jesus Did is an in-depth look at the life of Jesus, including his birth, his parables, his miracles, his sayings, his death, and his resurrection. The unique format of this study guide makes it an excellent resource for a preaching series, Sunday school lessons, group Bible study, or personal devotional reading. Each chapter is built around a series of questions to help you gain deeper meaning and insight from the scriptures. And because Jesus expects us to turn learning into doing and live according to his example, each chapter also includes a WWJD action step for applying his teachings in our daily lives.



Paul Behaving Badly

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ISBN: 0830844724
Release Date: 2016-11-07
Number of pages: 224
Author: E. Randolph Richards
Publisher: IVP Books

Download and read online Paul Behaving Badly in PDF and EPUB The apostle Paul was kind of a jerk. He was arrogant and stubborn. He called his opponents derogatory, racist names. He legitimized slavery and silenced women. He was a moralistic, homophobic killjoy who imposed his narrow religious views on others. Or was he? Randolph Richards and Brandon O'Brien explore the complicated persona and teachings of the apostle Paul. Unpacking his personal history and cultural context, they show how Paul both offended Roman perspectives and scandalized Jewish sensibilities. His vision of Christian faith was deeply disturbing to those in his day and remains so in ours. Paul behaved badly, but not just in the ways we might think. Take another look at Paul and see why this "worst of sinners" dares to say, "Follow my example, as I follow the example of Christ."


How Not to Be a Dick

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ISBN: 9781936976027
Release Date: 2013
Number of pages: 191
Author: Meghan Doherty
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

Download and read online How Not to Be a Dick in PDF and EPUB Offers practical advice for avoiding antisocial or unpleasant behavior in several common settings by communicating effectively, being considerate, respecting others, avoiding overgeneralization, taking responsibility, and helping others.


The Prayer of Jesus

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ISBN: 9781630877743
Release Date: 2015-01-20
Number of pages: 198
Author: Kent Gramm
Publisher: Wipf and Stock Publishers

Download and read online The Prayer of Jesus in PDF and EPUB This unique phrase-by-phrase exposition reads the Lord's Prayer as Jesus' description of God. Our heavenly Father is the perfect parent beyond our dreams who loves, provides, forgives, and ultimately protects. Finding our parent, we discover who we really are and enter a kingdom without boundaries. The Prayer of Jesus is not a somber duty; it is the essence of the gospel's happy news. "If laughter is forbidden in heaven," said Martin Luther, "I don't want to go there."


What If

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ISBN: 9781597812016
Release Date: 2005-05
Number of pages: 116
Author: Mark A. Ruzek
Publisher: Xulon Press

Download and read online What If in PDF and EPUB How's your life? Awesome-or awful? Either way, it can be more than you ever imagined. Discover the secret as "regular guy" Mark Ruzek shares his simple but powerful story.


AMERICAN JESUS

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ISBN: 9781499071702
Release Date: 2012-01-30
Number of pages: 100
Author: Christopher Keith Jenkins
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Download and read online AMERICAN JESUS in PDF and EPUB the world is a fast paced society in high gears. its time to get with the program. and see what your missing out on. maybe the atomic clocks, apple computers, gps, diamler chrysler @ mercedes. maybe a favorite sporting event or a freelancer. maybe your just at the healm of the ship looking for a new life. maybe your best friends and didnt know it. maybe you think im crazy for going public, well maybe. but i care about todays society, and im not having people look down on me and stalk me, and then mock me. so i wrote this book.


Put Your Warrior Boots On

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ISBN: 9780736969857
Release Date: 2017-06-01
Number of pages: 240
Author: Lisa Whittle
Publisher: Harvest House Publishers

Download and read online Put Your Warrior Boots On in PDF and EPUB You Can Be a Spiritual Warrior Does it feel like the world has gone crazy and you're just along for the ride? From bombings to bullying, the world has us on pins and needles—afraid for our children, fearful for ourselves, worried that we won't have enough strength to stand our ground. But you don't have to start brave to stay strong. Inspirational author and speaker Lisa Whittle wants you to experience the joy and release of trusting in your Savior to help you live a God-ignited life. Find the tools you need to... confirm Truth and keep anti-biblical messages from misleading you develop passion for defending your beliefs without letting personal pride interfere outfit your days to support your faith so your dedication doesn't fizzle There's no better time than this moment to put on your warrior boots and discover the fearless life you've been called to live.


Jesus Was Not a Nice Guy

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ISBN: 9781483540665
Release Date: 2014-10-15
Number of pages: 36
Author: Rev. Kory Wilcoxson
Publisher: BookBaby

Download and read online Jesus Was Not a Nice Guy in PDF and EPUB "You faithless generation..." "I came to send fire on the earth..." "Get behind me, Satan!" Do you wonder which smarmy evangelist spouted this incendiary phrases? How about the one who lived 2000 years ago and was nailed to a cross? Jesus Christ was a savior, prophet, healer...nice guy? We may want to have a friend in Jesus, but some of the things he says in the Bible make him sound like - there's no other way to say it - a jerk. "Jesus Was NOT a Nice Guy" explores those passages in depth, and provides practical ways we can relate to Jesus when he acts less than Messiah-like.


Jesus Religion

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ISBN: 9781400205400
Release Date: 2013-10-14
Number of pages: 240
Author: Jefferson Bethke
Publisher: Thomas Nelson Inc

Download and read online Jesus Religion in PDF and EPUB A NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER Abandon dead, dry, rule-keeping and embrace the promise of being truly known and deeply loved. Jefferson Bethke burst into the cultural conversation in 2012 with a passionate, provocative poem titled “Why I Hate Religion, But Love Jesus.” The 4-minute video literally became an overnight sensation, with 7 million YouTube views in its first 48 hours (and 23+ million in a year). The message blew up on social-media, triggering an avalanche of responses running the gamut from encouraged to enraged. In Jesus > Religion, Bethke unpacks similar contrasts that he drew in the poem—highlighting the difference between teeth gritting and grace, law and love, performance and peace, despair and hope. With refreshing candor he delves into the motivation behind his message, beginning with the unvarnished tale of his own plunge from the pinnacle of a works-based, fake-smile existence that sapped his strength and led him down a path of destructive behavior. Bethke is quick to acknowledge that he’s not a pastor or theologian, but simply a regular, twenty-something who cried out for a life greater than the one for which he had settled. Along his journey, Bethke discovered the real Jesus, who beckoned him beyond the props of false religion.


Two Pilgrims Journey The Quest for Jesus

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ISBN: 9781105508370
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Author: Kenneth Jones
Publisher: Lulu.com

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Jesus and Archaeology

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ISBN: 080284880X
Release Date: 2006-07-28
Number of pages: 740
Author: James H. Charlesworth
Publisher: Wm. B. Eerdmans Publishing

Download and read online Jesus and Archaeology in PDF and EPUB Archaeology still has many things to reveal about the life and world of Jesus of Nazareth. To touch a two-thousand-year-old pot held by a Jew who lived in a small village frequented by Jesus can bring us closer to understanding those who were touched by Jesus. Jesus and Archaeology contains the revised and edited lectures that leading archaeologists and biblical scholars presented at a gathering in Jerusalem to celebrate the new millennium. Many contributors came directly from their excavations in places like Bethsaida, Capernaum, Nazareth, and Jerusalem to share their discoveries and insights, focusing on the question In what ways do new archaeological discoveries clarify the world, life, and thought of Jesus from Nazareth? Readers of Jesus and Archaeology will gain many new insights into the life and times of this fascinating Galilean J ew. Contributors: Paul N. Anderson Rami Arav Dan Bahat Richard A. Batey Avraham Biran Brian J. Capper James H. Charlesworth Bruce Chilton James D. G. Dunn J. K. Elliott Esther Eshel Craig A. Evans Sean Freyne Yizhar Hirschfeld William Klassen John S. Kloppenborg Achim Lichtenberger Frédéric Manns John Painter Michele Piccirillo, O.F.M. Bargil Pixner, O.S.B. Emile Puech John Reumann Peter Richardson Henry W. M. Rietz Daniel R. Schwartz Benedict Thomas Viviano, O.P. Urban C. von Wahlde John W. Welch Jürgen Zangenberg Joseph E. Zias


Jesus Is

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ISBN: 9781400204762
Release Date: 2013-02-25
Number of pages: 224
Author: Judah Smith
Publisher: Thomas Nelson Inc

Download and read online Jesus Is in PDF and EPUB A New York Times Best-Seller! Jesus is ____. How would you finish that sentence? The subject is there, and so is the verb, but what comes next? Your answer could shed light on the path to becoming who you were made to be. In these pages, Judah Smith fills out that sentence again and again, each time further revealing the character of Jesus. He writes as if to a friend, illustrating the importance of Christ’s message to modern men and women. This is a book for new believers, for lifelong followers, and for the merely curious. Judah Smith shows us the Jesus that somber paintings and hymns fail to capture. With passion, humor, and conviction, he shows that Jesus is life. Jesus is grace. Jesus is your friend. Jesus is a new and better way to be human.