Pearls Hogs the Road

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ISBN: 9781449487317
Release Date: 2017-04-25
Number of pages: 264
Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Download and read online Pearls Hogs the Road in PDF and EPUB The Pearls gang returns with characteristically misanthropic humor (but with more leather): no self-aggrandizing is too flagrant for Rat, no subject is too erudite for Goat, and no sensory input is too basic for Pig. All topics are fair game for Stephan Pastis and his brass-knuckle punch lines. Comic strip censors, apathetic baristas, and IRS employees are all strongly advised to laugh or get out of the way. Pearls Hogs the Road also features three comic strips illustrated by the legendary Bill Watterson of Calvin and Hobbes, who ended a 19-year hiatus from the comics page to collaborate with Pastis.


Pearls Gets Sacrificed

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ISBN: 9781449476328
Release Date: 2015-09-22
Number of pages: 248
Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Download and read online Pearls Gets Sacrificed in PDF and EPUB True to Pearls Before Swine tradition, the latest cartoon collection brims with Stephan Pastis’s cynical humor, sharp wit, and clever commentary. Always together—and sometimes with their fellow funny-page characters—the regular Pearls clan weighs in on everything from modern technology to current events to human nature. All the members of the skewed gang are here as Zebra engages in a never-ending war of neighborly hate with the Crocs. As always, Goat offers a voice of reason amid the ongoing chaos that Pastis creates, either from behind the pen or as a character within the strip itself. Pastis’s latest collection is sure to add to the funny-page phenomenon, giving Pearls fans more of what they know and love: satirical logic and hilarious wit. Includes all cartoons from the collections Breaking Stephan and King of the Comics.


Pearls Freaks the Out

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ISBN: 9781449423025
Release Date: 2012-10-16
Number of pages: 263
Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Download and read online Pearls Freaks the Out in PDF and EPUB A collection of "Pearls Before Swine" daily and Sunday strips follows the Rat, Zebra, Pig, and the rest of the gang as they offer their opinions on topics ranging from modern technology to the nature of humans and crocodiles.


Pearls Falls Fast

Filename: pearls-falls-fast.pdf
ISBN: 1449446590
Release Date: 2014-03-11
Number of pages: 255
Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Pub

Download and read online Pearls Falls Fast in PDF and EPUB A collection of strips mocks the shortcomings of human nature with an endless string of outlandish puns and follows the antics of egotistical Rat, clueless Pig, intellectual Goat, and letter-writing optimist Zebra.


Pearls Blows Up

Filename: pearls-blows-up.pdf
ISBN: 9781449401061
Release Date: 2011-03-01
Number of pages: 256
Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Download and read online Pearls Blows Up in PDF and EPUB Follows the escapades of self-centered Rat and kindly (but dumb) Pig and their pals, with commentary from the author.


Larry in Wonderland

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ISBN: 9781449408176
Release Date: 2011-10-04
Number of pages: 128
Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Download and read online Larry in Wonderland in PDF and EPUB Follows the escapades of self-centered Rat and kindly (but dumb) Pig and their pals, with commentary from the author.


Lions and Tigers and Crocs Oh My

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ISBN: 9780740761553
Release Date: 2006-09-01
Number of pages: 264
Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Download and read online Lions and Tigers and Crocs Oh My in PDF and EPUB Follows the escapades of self-centered Rat and kindly (but dumb) Pig and their pals, with commentary from the author.


Unsportsmanlike Conduct

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ISBN: 9781449427740
Release Date: 2013-02-12
Number of pages: 128
Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Download and read online Unsportsmanlike Conduct in PDF and EPUB A latest collection of Pearls Before Swine strips mocks the shortcomings of human nature with an endless string of outlandish puns and follows the antics of egotistical Rat, clueless Pig, intellectual Goat and letter-writing optimist Zebra. Original.


Sgt Piggy s Lonely Hearts Club Comic

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ISBN: 0740748076
Release Date: 2004-09-01
Number of pages: 256
Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Download and read online Sgt Piggy s Lonely Hearts Club Comic in PDF and EPUB Follows the escapades of self-centered Rat and kindly (but dumb) Pig and their pals---includes commentary from the author.


When Pigs Fly

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ISBN: 9780740797378
Release Date: 2010-09-07
Number of pages: 144
Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Download and read online When Pigs Fly in PDF and EPUB A latest collection of the comic strip Pearls Before Swine features the hilarious, edgy exploits of such beloved characters as Rat, Pig, Zebra, Guard Duck, the Crocs, Goat and more. By the National Cartoonists Society Best Comic Strip of the Year-winning author of 50,000,000 Pearls Fans Can't Be Wrong. Original.


I m Only in This for Me

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ISBN: 1449476260
Release Date: 2016-05-03
Number of pages: 128
Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher:

Download and read online I m Only in This for Me in PDF and EPUB Are you tired of America's broken politics, tired partisan bickering, and really lame newspaper comics? Well, Stephan Pastis can't help you with the first two. But he, along with Rat, Pig, and the rest of the animal crew from Pearls Before Swine, voted the Most Reprehensible Comic Strip in the Continental U.S. by the League of Easily Offended and Unfunny Citizens*, are doing their best to make the American comic great again. In I'm Only in This for Me, the Pearls gang dares to tell the hard truths that the country needs to hear: the importance of prioritizing cheese over everything else, the sadly ignored capacity of bears to solve all of life's problems, and the crucial Recognition Gap between women in bars and semi-obscure cartoonists with delusions of grandeur. But beneath all the selfishness, absurdity, bungling crocs, and bazooka-wielding ducks, Rat, Pig, Goat, and Zebra continue to find that friendship can make life warmer, humor can make stupidity less annoying, and cheese really does make everything way, way better. Lastly, this collection features the triumphant return of a legendary comics icon: Stephan Pastis! (And also some weirdo named Bill Watterson.) *Not an actual group or award


Da Crockydile Book O Frendsheep

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ISBN: 9780740776274
Release Date: 2008-09-01
Number of pages: 88
Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Download and read online Da Crockydile Book O Frendsheep in PDF and EPUB As the first gift book based on the "Pearls Before Swine" comic strip, this "book of frendsheep" conveys the unusual brand of camaraderie shared by the not-really-so-cold-blooded crocs. Illustrations.


Suit Your Selfie

Filename: suit-your-selfie.pdf
ISBN: 1449483755
Release Date: 2017-07-18
Number of pages: 176
Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Pearls Before Swine Kids

Download and read online Suit Your Selfie in PDF and EPUB Gather 'round the smartphone, kids! Stephan and the Pearls gang are back with a whole album's-worth of jokes, jabs, and cringe-worthy puns. Even Rat cracks a smile in this fifth Pearls Before Swine collection tailored for middle-grade readers. Witty, wacky, and occasionally wise, Suit Your Selfie is more kid-friendly fun from the New York Times best-selling author of Timmy Failure.


The Crass Menagerie

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ISBN: 9780740771002
Release Date: 2008-04-01
Number of pages: 264
Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Download and read online The Crass Menagerie in PDF and EPUB Follows the escapades of self-centered Rat and kindly (but dumb) Pig and their pals, with commentary from the author.


Because Sometimes You Just Gotta Draw a Cover with Your Left Hand

Filename: because-sometimes-you-just-gotta-draw-a-cover-with-your-left-hand.pdf
ISBN: 9781449410230
Release Date: 2012-04-10
Number of pages: 128
Author: Stephan Pastis
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Download and read online Because Sometimes You Just Gotta Draw a Cover with Your Left Hand in PDF and EPUB Weighing in on subjects ranging from modern technology and current events to human nature and drinking beer in the fourth grade, a treasury of Pearls Before Swine daily and Sunday strips follows the gang's antics between the summer of 2009 and the spring of 2010. Original. 30,000 first printing.