The Borowitz Report

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ISBN: 9781439129494
Release Date: 2010-05-11
Number of pages: 112
Author: Andy Borowitz
Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Download and read online The Borowitz Report in PDF and EPUB Prepare to be shocked. From the man The Wall Street Journal hailed as a "Swiftean satirist" comes the most shocking book ever written! The Borowitz Report: The Big Book of Shockers, by award-winning fake journalist Andy Borowitz, contains page after page of "news stories" too hot, too controversial, too -- yes, shocking -- for the mainstream press to handle. Sample the groundbreaking reporting from the news organization whose motto is "Give us thirty minutes -- we'll waste it."


Cheney s War Crimes

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ISBN: 9781477274675
Release Date: 2013-02-07
Number of pages: 228
Author: Holcomb B. Noble
Publisher: Author House

Download and read online Cheney s War Crimes in PDF and EPUB In an important sense, Holcomb Noble spent most of his career at The New York Times preparing for this project, the first ten years as an acquisitions editor and rewrite person at the Sunday magazine. After stints as a science-section editor, metropolitan news editor, and business editor, he was made an investigations editor, during which he led two teams in year-long investigations that won back-to-back Pulitzer Prizes—one proving that the Star Wars anti-missile shield would not work, saving the nation an estimated cost of more than a trillion dollars, and the second uncovering corruption in the space industry, which directly accounted for the crash of the space shuttle Challenger and death of seven astronauts. His journalism career began as a reporter for the Worcester Telegram in Massachusetts after graduation from Amherst College. He joined the Associated Press in 1960 and went on to become day supervising editor of the AP’s general news report. Part of his responsibilities included directing coverage of the moon missions of Apollo 12, 13, and 14 from the AP bureau at the space center in Houston. Cheney’s War Crimes brings together for the first time the many strands of the Shakespearean tragedy that is the story of Dick Cheney. It gives an insider’s account of his extraordinary seizure of power in becoming the de facto president; makes shocking disclosures about the chaos and confusion in response to the 9/11 attacks; and tells step by step how Cheney led the nation into two destructive wars in the Middle East.


Fried Convicted

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ISBN: 9781612940946
Release Date: 2017-03-20
Number of pages: 250
Author: Fay Jacobs
Publisher: Bywater Books

Download and read online Fried Convicted in PDF and EPUB As the author of four humorous memoirs, activist and comedian Fay Jacobs returns with her newest tall tales, Fried & Convicted, Rehoboth Beach Uncorked. And, as you’d expect, It’s chock-full of Fay’s signature witty, wise, and often laugh-out-loud commentary about the craziness of contemporary life in the diverse and welcoming resort town of Rehoboth Beach on the Delaware Coast. This time, though, everyone’s favorite “Sit-Down Comic” grapples with the insanity of a high-tech bra, cartoon bladders in prescription advertising, and refusing to act her age . . . Fried & Convicted was written over the last few years and culminates with Election Day, 2016. It chronicles the joy of gaining equal marriage rights for same-sex couples, tales of Icelandic lagoons, Provincetown adventures, and much ado about lesbians of a certain age. It tells a few harrowing personal stories, such as Bonnie’s unnerving medical diagnosis, the time Fay went kayaking with alligators, and how she came up with a public relations scheme to rescue her pal’s purloined pooch. And through it all, she finds a way to make it provocative, political, occasionally heartwarming, and reliably hilarious. Featuring Fay’s latest magazine columns plus new, never before published material, Fried & Convicted is a pleasure for longtime fans and new readers alike. Come along for the ride—you’ll be happy you did! Fay Jacobs spent thirty years in Washington, DC working in journalism and public relations. Her latest project is a one-woman show, Aging Gracelessly: 50 Shades of Fay, which is being performed in theatres around the country. She lives in Rehoboth Beach with her wife of thirty-four years and a Miniature Schnauzer.


Weil ich einfach sehr gut aussehe

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ISBN: 9783644400771
Release Date: 2016-06-24
Number of pages: 160
Author: Moritz Piehler
Publisher: Rowohlt Verlag GmbH

Download and read online Weil ich einfach sehr gut aussehe in PDF and EPUB Was keiner für möglich gehalten hatte, ist eingetreten: Der nächste Präsident der USA heißt Trump. Aber wer ist dieser Donald Trump eigentlich? Businessmogul oder Dampfplauderer? Populistischer Hetzer oder doch nur geschickter Selbstvermarkter? Was wird seine Politik sein? Und wie steht er wirklich zu Frauen? Nach der Wahl wird viel spekuliert, doch am besten lässt man den Mann für sich selbst sprechen. «Ich könnte in der Mitte der 5th Avenue stehen und jemanden erschießen und würde keine Stimmen verlieren.» «Wir haben bei den Ungebildeten gewonnen. Ich liebe ungebildete Menschen.» «Ich will nicht Präsident werden. Ich bin mir hundertprozentig sicher.» «Jeder liebt mich.» Gäbe es diesen Mann nicht, man müsste ihn erfinden. Er war bereits Baulöwe, Multimillionär, Showmaster, Werbefigur – nun wird Donald Trump tatsächlich der 45. US-Präsident zu werden. Was er von sich gibt, schwankt dabei stets zwischen Größenwahn und Absurdität. Seine politische Meinung wechselt er schneller als andere ihre Unterhose. Dieses Buch versammelt die krassesten Sprüche des republikanischen "President Elect": haarsträubend, entlarvend und provozierend. Wer wissen will, was im Kopf des künftig mächtigsten Mannes der Welt vor sich geht, sollte sich dieses Buch einmal ganz genau anschauen.


Committed

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ISBN: 9781596910263
Release Date: 2006-01-24
Number of pages: 256
Author: Chris Knutsen
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA

Download and read online Committed in PDF and EPUB Men who have strayed and men who have stayed faithful contribute to a unique and personal collection of stories and essays examining what it means to be faithful to a relationship and a marriage in the modern world. Reprint. 40,000 first printing.


Governor Arnold

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ISBN: 9780743262668
Release Date: 2004-01-13
Number of pages: 120
Author: Andy Borowitz
Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Download and read online Governor Arnold in PDF and EPUB THE TERMINATOR'S TERM, TOTALLY RECALLED! The real story of Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's first one hundred days in office comes to life in vivid two-color photographs and completely fictitious captions. Governor Arnold tells the story of Schwarzenegger's historic first days in office, in pictures that are evocative, dramatic, and sometimes truly frightening -- especially the ones in which he is wearing no shirt. New Yorker humorist Andy Borowitz, creator of the award-winning website BorowitzReport.com, travels to Sacramento for an up-close, exclusive look at a man with a mission: to reshape California in his own monstrous, bulging-veined image. It's a book for history buffs...about the buffest man in history! Governor Arnold is guaranteed to make the Governator stop groping women...and start groping for superlatives!


A Conservative Walks Into a Bar

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ISBN: 9781137262837
Release Date: 2012-09-06
Number of pages: 239
Author: Alison Dagnes
Publisher: Palgrave Macmillan

Download and read online A Conservative Walks Into a Bar in PDF and EPUB Introduction: Who Brings the Funny? Data, Experiments & Proof Mirroring the Political Climate: Satire in History Art and Profession Being Funny & Being Right, Being Left & Being Right Conclusions.


The Man Who Would Not Shut Up

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ISBN: 9781466855052
Release Date: 2013-10-22
Number of pages: 336
Author: Marvin Kitman
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin

Download and read online The Man Who Would Not Shut Up in PDF and EPUB Fair? Balanced? To some, Bill O'Reilly is a semi-demented cable TV talk show host who can be an obnoxious, insufferable, opinionated, rude loudmouth whose views, the kinder ones say, are typical right-wing drivel. But there is much more to O'Reilly than what meets eye. O'Reilly is the paradigm of idiosyncrasy in television journalism. On the rough road to the top, O'Reilly learned how to give the public what it wants and thinks it needs. From his early education at the hands of nuns to an advanced degree in public policy from Harvard, from working at local television stations and rising through the ranks to network news, O'Reilly spent nearly twenty-five years learning his craft before he became an overnight star at Fox News. In this very intimate look at the man and what matters to him, veteran media critic Marvin Kitman explores all the experiences that led to the making of Bill O'Reilly—a nonconformist in a business that demands conformity as the price of success, and a man who has risen to the top by not playing by the rules of broadcast news. Kitman shows that O'Reilly is not a knee-jerk conservative, but an "independent" freethinker with a mind of his own, and he believes what journalism needs is more Bill O'Reillys. Not screamers, the blowhards like the current O'Reilly clones rushed on the air since his success, but trained journalists, reporting the news and telling us why, in their opinion, the world is a crazy place. Supported by twenty-nine interviews with O'Reilly, Marvin Kitman chronicles a descent from reporter of news to spewer of views.


Give and Take

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ISBN: 9780297869825
Release Date: 2013-04-11
Number of pages: 288
Author: Adam Grant
Publisher: Hachette UK

Download and read online Give and Take in PDF and EPUB Why givers - not takers or matchers - win big. Perfect for anyone who enjoyed QUIET or THINKING FAST AND SLOW. The motivations behind today's most successful leaders and entrepreneurs come to a simple yet decisive explanation: there are people who give, people who take, people who match, and people who fake. Our world is filled with these givers, takers, matchers and fakers. Amazingly, those who succeed (not only personally but for their clients and companies) don't take or match. They give. (Although they're not necessarily philanthropic.) GIVE AND TAKE presents the fascinating secrets to givers' success. The results are unequivocal: givers gain big. Jack Welch, Richard Branson, Jon Huntsman Sr. - all of them are givers. In a world in which so many takers such as Bernard Madoff and Raj Rajaratnam have ruined lives and reputations, this book will reassure readers that the real power lies in becoming a giver. Since the vast majority of people aren't born givers, Grant not only presents the case for why givers win, he also offers their hidden strategies for winning.


Lawyers as Leaders

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ISBN: 9780199896233
Release Date: 2013-08-02
Number of pages: 224
Author: Deborah L. Rhode
Publisher: Oxford University Press

Download and read online Lawyers as Leaders in PDF and EPUB No occupation in America supplies a greater proportion of leaders than the legal profession, yet it has done little to prepare them for this role. Lawyers sit at the helm of a vast array of powerful law firms, businesses, governmental, and nonprofit organizations. Two of the last three presidents have been lawyers. And yet almost no occupation rouses greater public distrust. This paradox raises two important questions: Why do we look to lawyers to lead, and why do so many of them prove to be so ill-prepared for that role? In Lawyers as Leaders, eminent law professor Deborah Rhode not only answers these questions but provides an invaluable overview for attorneys who occupy or aspire to leadership positions in public and private practice settings. Drawing on a broad range of interdisciplinary research, biographical profiles, and empirical studies, she covers everything from decision making, conflict management, and communication to ethics and diversity in leadership, and what lawyers can do to advance both their professional development and the public interest. Rhode contends that the legal profession attracts many people with the ambition and analytic capabilities to be leaders but often fails to develop other qualities that are essential to their effectiveness. Successful lawyers need to be confident, competitive, and even combative, but possessing such qualities often results in a lack of interpersonal sensitivity, emotional intelligence, and resilience-the "soft skills" that both legal education and the reward structure of legal practice consistently undervalue. The most successful leaders, Rhode argues, are those who can see past their own ambitions and retain a capacity for critical reflection on their performance. The first serious work on leadership and law, Lawyers as Leaders will prove essential to law students, law faculty, and lawyers holding or seeking governance positions.


Wenn es hart auf hart kommt

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ISBN: 9783864702303
Release Date: 2014-10-01
Number of pages: 288
Author: Ben Horowitz
Publisher: books4success

Download and read online Wenn es hart auf hart kommt in PDF and EPUB Ein Unternehmen zu führen bedeutet, auch unangenehme Entscheidungen treffen und umsetzen zu müssen. Wie entlässt man Mitarbeiter? Wie degradiert man Freunde? Ist es in Ordnung, Personal von der Firma eines Freundes abzuwerben? "Wenn Facebook-Chef Mark Zuckerberg angesichts des brutalen Innovationstempos im Tech-Business die Furcht überkommt, dann holt er sich Rat bei einem Mann: Ben Horowitz". Mit diesen Worten leitet das manager-magazin seinen Artikel zum "Buch des Monats" ein. Venture-Capital-Guru Horowitz ist im Silicon Valley eine Legende - er ist einer der erfolgreichsten, erfahrensten und bekanntesten Wagniskapital¬geber im Brennpunkt der IT-Industrie. Horowitz erklärt, wie eine Führungskraft mit schwierigen Situationen umgehen sollte, um aus einem Start-up ein erfolgreiches Unternehmen zu machen. Dabei gibt er praktisch umsetzbare Ratschläge für die schwierigen und unangenehmen Situationen im Leben eines Managers, die er mit eigenen Erfahrungen untermauert. Ein Buch aus der Praxis für die Praxis!


Truth in Advertising

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ISBN: 9781451675566
Release Date: 2013-01-22
Number of pages: 320
Author: John Kenney
Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Download and read online Truth in Advertising in PDF and EPUB “F. Scott Fitzgerald said that there are no second acts in American lives. I have no idea what that means but I believe that in quoting him I appear far more intelligent than I am. I don’t know about second acts, but I do think we get second chances, fifth chances, eighteenth chances. Every day we get a fresh chance to live the way we want.” FINBAR DOLAN is lost and lonely. Except he doesn’t know it. Despite escaping his blue-collar Boston upbringing to carve out a mildly successful career at a Madison Avenue ad agency, he’s a bit of a mess and closing in on forty. He’s recently called off a wedding. Now, a few days before Christmas, he’s forced to cancel a long-postponed vacation in order to write, produce, and edit a Super Bowl commercial for his diaper account in record time. Fortunately, it gets worse. Fin learns that his long-estranged and once-abusive father has fallen ill. And that neither of his brothers or his sister intend to visit. It’s a wake-up call for Fin to reevaluate the choices he’s made, admit that he’s falling for his coworker Phoebe, question the importance of diapers in his life, and finally tell the truth about his past. Truth in Advertising is debut novelist John Kenney’s wickedly funny, honest, at times sardonic, and ultimately moving story about the absurdity of corporate life, the complications of love, and the meaning of family.


Michelle Obama

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ISBN: 9780307958839
Release Date: 2015-04-07
Number of pages: 432
Author: Peter Slevin
Publisher: Vintage

Download and read online Michelle Obama in PDF and EPUB An inspiring story of a modern American icon, here is the first comprehensive account of the life and times of Michelle Obama. With disciplined reporting and a storyteller’s eye for revealing detail, Peter Slevin follows Michelle to the White House from her working-class childhood on Chicago’s largely segregated South Side. He illuminates her tribulations at Princeton University and Harvard Law School during the racially charged 1980s and the dilemmas she faced in Chicago while building a high-powered career, raising a family and helping a young community organizer named Barack Obama become president of the United States. From the lessons she learned in Chicago to the messages she shares as one of the most recognizable women in the world, the story of this First Lady is the story of America. Michelle Obama: A Life is a fresh and compelling view of a woman of unique achievement and purpose. From the Hardcover edition.


Fired

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ISBN: 9780743294409
Release Date: 2007-01-02
Number of pages: 256
Author: Annabelle Gurwitch
Publisher: Simon and Schuster

Download and read online Fired in PDF and EPUB A collection of true celebrity tales and interviews with people from all walks of life celebrates the lighter side of being terminated and includes contributions by such figures as Conan O'Brien, Patricia Heaton, and Tim Allen. Reprint. 40,000 first printing.


Death By Chick Lit

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ISBN: 1440621950
Release Date: 2007-06-05
Number of pages: 256
Author: Lynn Harris
Publisher: Penguin

Download and read online Death By Chick Lit in PDF and EPUB These days, it seems no one Lola knows can write a letter to the editor without having it optioned for a major motion picture. Sure, Lola thinks, I have a great geek-hottie husband and a cool apartment in “up and coming” Brooklyn—but just once, can’t I write some random article and have Jodie Foster call me for the film rights? Or jeez, okay, Minnie Driver. Just something? Then one night at a swanky book party, Lola finds her author friend Mimi McKee dead in the basement, throat slashed with a broken martini glass. And when the bodies of It-Girl writers begin to pile up, Lola starts asking dangerous questions: Are the murders connected? Am I next? If not, um, why not? If I solve the mystery, then will my agent remember my name? As Lola digs deeper, the stakes grow higher. Will getting her hands on the killer—and the book deal bound to follow—mean losing the people she loves most?